Me: How’s the new bird feeder going?
Grandpa: It’s ok. There’s been a lot of cockatoos lately. Mostly they’ve been good, but there’s one bossy one who doesn’t share. So I go out and poke him with a stick
Me: You poke him with a stick?
Grandpa: Oh yes. They have to learn to share. Two of them were fighting over the seed bowl, so I poked them with a stick and they stopped alright
I love my Grandpa