Good News Everyone!
According to the grapevine, Paramount Pictures has brought pre-production to an absolute halt on Michael Bay’s reboot of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles franchise. This move may just save us from Bay’s attempt to ruin childhoods with T.A.I.N.T, in which he would have turned Donatello and co into alien invaders rather than the mutants we know and love.
With any luck this means either an end or total revamp of the production, and the hopeful possibility that Michael Bay has been thrown to the Sarlacc or imprisoned in the Moon for a 1000 years
This is not the first time I’ve said something unfortunate about Michael Bay and, as long as breath escapes that man’s lips, this will not be the last.
I cannot stand his films. He is a loathsome human being (just look up how megan fox was asked to audition if you need an example).
‘But look at all the money his films make’ you might say.
That is because he understands how to exploit the 15 year old boy market like no one else on the planet. Furthermore, he knows to ignore original content in favour of reboots with established (and fanatical) fan bases
And now this