Good News Everyone!
According to the grapevine, Paramount Pictures has brought pre-production to an absolute halt on Michael Bay’s reboot of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles franchise. This move may just save us from Bay’s attempt to ruin childhoods with T.A.I.N.T, in which he would have turned Donatello and co into alien invaders rather than the mutants we know and love.
With any luck this means either an end or total revamp of the production, and the hopeful possibility that Michael Bay has been thrown to the Sarlacc or imprisoned in the Moon for a 1000 years
